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The Universal Vending Machine

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Athena [Georgeanna] » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:14 am

You get Miley Cyrus.

I put in a poem.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:45 am

You get a VHS copy of Dead Poets Society.

I put in the Pope's hat.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:45 pm

You get a brittle spear.

I put in a bronze sword.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Hades [Forge] » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:19 pm

You get the last 12% of a jam sandwich.

I put in a biscuit.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:12 pm

You get a hardened, day-old buscuit, and scratch your head as you wonder if the machine has created a time warp.

I put in a STOP sign.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:46 pm

You get Jack Black and Filthy Frank

I put in a Youtube Subscribe button made of octagons.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:02 am

You get the film version of Edwin A. Abbott's mathematical fiction Flatland.

I put in an Egyptian mummy, but from the future.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Hades [Forge] » Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:53 pm

You get half a can of beans. Weirdly, it's the upper half. You're not sure how they stay in.

I put in a bottle of water.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Sat Jun 16, 2018 9:39 am

You get a terrarium with an actual, living, miniature elephants.

I put in a map of Middle Earth.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Sun Jun 17, 2018 12:28 am

You get a scale model of New Zealand.

I put in a pair of spurs.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Sun Jun 17, 2018 2:46 pm

You get a square piece of tough horse leather.

I put in a a box of Deebz nail clippings.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Hades [Forge] » Mon Jun 18, 2018 6:46 pm

You get a macaroni sculpture of Bruce Willis.

I put in some plywood.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Athena [Georgeanna] » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:17 pm

You get a scratched CD.

I put in a broken phone charger.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Hades [Forge] » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:01 pm

You get a miniature penguin made of lead.

I put in a stuffed octopus.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by McGenty » Wed Jun 20, 2018 9:58 pm

You get a boxed set of the Original Rambo Trilogy on VHS.

I put in not one, not two, but three 10 pound bowling balls.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Hades [Forge] » Thu Jun 21, 2018 5:47 pm

You get back two bowling balls and an irate mongoose.

I put in a pot of jam.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:15 pm

You get peanut butter and bread.

I put in pizza.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:00 pm

You get a Magic 8 Ball that's stuck on "Concentrate and ask again"

I put in a multivitamin.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:20 am

you get out multiple grown men in costumes, singing about the vitamin's benefits.
I put in one of Rick's pairs of sweatpants.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Fri Jun 22, 2018 12:09 pm

You get a sweatshirt with the collar cut out, along with the soundtrack to Flashdance.

I put in a bag of Kool-Aid. Yes, I said a bag of it.

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