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[Contest] RPGC's 100,000 posts celebration caption contest!

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[Contest] RPGC's 100,000 posts celebration caption contest!

Post by Rick » Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:40 am

Oh, I didn’t see you there, hello! You’re quite light on your feet, eh? Might give someone a heart attack, very irresponsible…what? Oh that banner behind me? It’s just to announce:
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That’s right, ants and worms, it’s the Annual RPGC 100,000 posts caption contest giveaway!
What does that mean? Pretty obvious but if you really need me to explain it then I guess I have five minutes to go over this.

The staff here at RPGC pooled our resources together and sent DB to the forum store to buy more RAM for the site, but instead he came back with too many god damn games! What are we going to do with so many games, we asked ourselves, then Forge had the bright idea of pouring everyone a drink. Sammy, after half a shot of light beer jumped on top of the table and declared we should hold a contest of strength. Those who defeated their opponent would win one of the many, many games DB had so irresponsibly brought with him from the store. Me, in a moment of weakness, mentioned maybe it was a bad idea to have new members kill each other and proposed maybe a caption contest would be easier and involve less bloodshed. Gideon laughed at my compassion and punished me by making me run this contest.

So now I pass the savings on to you, dear Collective voter and member!

HOW IT WORKS:

Since we have so many games, the caption images will be coming in quick fire succession, I’ll post one image, then you guys have 24 hours to caption it, at the end of those 24 hours I’ll pick the funniest one and they will receive one digital video game, a ten-million-dollar value!

And here is the fun part, you only get three captions per image and you must post them all at the same time.

THE GAMES:
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Post by Moccasin » Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:17 am

1) Why is everyone so fuckin emotional LOL those kids on the left look like they seen a ghost and that lady on the right look like that girl stole her mans

2) When you walk in on your parents

3) Street Fighter who?

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Post by BrookeDi » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:30 am

1) When the public sink water turns on too high.

2) When you rinse off a spoon and the water comes back at you.

3) Water... Earth... Fire... Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, a water bender child.
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Post by Fireynay » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:34 am

1) This did not go to plan!

2) I know there's a window here somewhere...

3) I got the power!
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Thank you Forge for the amazing set!
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Post by TheGreenerGrey » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:39 am

1) You think you’re puny technology can defeat my psychokinetic powers?!

2) Behold, it is I! Bubble girl! ...does anyone have any more soap?

3) May 7th, 1943, colourised. Crowd watches as French resistance fighter tries to escape capture by nazi forces.
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Post by Lavorther » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:10 am

1) When you wake up with a hangover and try to use the Force to push the sun back behind the horizon again

2) When you go for a high-five with your bubble buddy but forget he's a bubble and end up killing him instead

3) When your mom tells you to play with bubbles because fire is too dangerous, but your eyes get burned anyway
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Post by Sammy » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:26 am

1) Jack's plan to trap his annoying little sister in a bubble and watch gleefully as the wind carried her away wasn't exactly going to plan.

2) Ellie sneezed and reminded everyone in a mile radius why it was so important to always use protection.

3) And for my next trick... I will pop this bubble while looking as unappealing as humanly possible.
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Post by Glassdoor » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:58 am

1. This tastes nothing like rainbow. Why did you lie to me, mother?
2. Hm, yes, it has fine texture, one can tell it's very flexible. I bet that even if I apply more pressure, the bubble won't burst. See? Oh, shi..
3. Did you really think this will be enough to stop me, Mr. Soap?! I haven't even begun to tap into my REAL power!!!

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Post by Darkblade » Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:11 am

1) And it was at that moment that lil Jessica knew, she dun goofed.
2) The bubble burst, Sammy learned nothing lasts forever.
3) She's got the touch, she's got the power.

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Post by Rick » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:22 am

Alright, Brooke was our first winner!

Now on to our second image:
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Post by madme » Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:35 am

“I told you whipping those eggs would lead to an omelette of trouble'”

"This is what you get for telling me to make you a sandwich."

"They caught me for a salt with a deadly weapon."
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Post by Lunion4saken » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:02 am

" For the last time yes, you hear it right, I want a pizza with pineapple as it's base. What do you think why I came here? You're my last hope and also you don't have a say in it, do you?" (well for some reason that second phrase is sounding a little weird, but i´m not coming with a better idea, sorry if it's syntactically incorrect)
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Post by Moccasin » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:07 am

1) You don't deserve that hat, you sick bastard.

2) I'm sorry it had to be this way, but cooking people is illegal! Harold!

3) One thing I don't understand is why you had go and kill someone over a damn bagged salad.
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Post by BrookeDi » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:25 am

1. "They say they won't be letting you out anytime soon. What were you thinking, putting bananas on pizza?"

2. "Everyone knows a mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwich is a crime against food."
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Post by Glassdoor » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:26 am

1. "...So then I added ketchup to that dish of yours, and it tasted better, so I added even more, and it tasted SO much better, so I thought 'why not pour the whole bottle'', and..."

2. John is informed that his plans did not come to fruition and he'll rot in jail for nothing- his mother-in-law has already recovered.

3. "Oh cheer up, honey, I'm sure in few years they'll finally notice the genius of ’literal lava cake’...”

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Post by Georgeanna » Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:30 am

"I'm sorry Debra. I thought microwaving a quesadilla was okay."
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Post by Fireynay » Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:41 am

1. A customer asked me for a stand and stuff taco, I'm not proud of what I did next...

2. Who knew that cooking with weed was illegal here?

3. I put the lime in the coconut and shook it all up...
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Post by Lavorther » Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:53 pm

1) "And this is why we ID-check people, so you don't give your 'chef's special' to minors."

2) "I told you it was a bad idea to try and steal the Krabby Patty recipe."

3) When she puts you in the friendzone but still wants all your recipes.
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Post by Darkblade » Fri Mar 30, 2018 11:56 pm

1) Time for you to receive, your just Deserts.
2) Your scheme was half baked.
3) You're a meth cook, so take off the damn hat.

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Post by Rick » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:34 am

Alright, Glass wins this round.

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