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The Universal Vending Machine

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:20 am

You get a graphite statue of Michelangelo's last statue.

I put in a pack of pokemon cards.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:55 pm

You get a Webkinz stuffed animal.

I put in a lanyard.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:19 am

You get a necklace with a clip on it.

I throw Rick, struggling, into the machine. It swallows him whole.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:27 am

You get a ban.

I put in my trusty ban hammer.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Fri Aug 24, 2018 6:30 pm

You get a chained and padlocked bread bin.

I put in a copy of National Geographic.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:50 pm

You get a pack of pokemon cards.

I put myself into the machine.
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside of you."
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:38 am

You get yourself but with a magnetic attraction to Rick. Guess the machine changed you both.

I put the physical embodiment of all of Forge's hugs in the machine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Wed Aug 29, 2018 6:23 pm

Your offering is too small forthe machine to return anything.

I put in a turtle.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Aug 30, 2018 6:11 am

You get all of Ninmast's arena posts.

I put in the Black Garden's Heart, and the eye of a Gate Lord.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:32 am

You get a green engram.

I put in SURUS regime.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Sat Sep 01, 2018 12:21 am

You get a Ghost Primus. I yeet the Traveler at the machine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:26 am

You get a ghost shell.

I put in one pen cap.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Wed Sep 05, 2018 7:23 am

You get a pen without a cap.

I put in the severed head Polyphemus.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:27 pm

You get a baby wipe. A used baby wipe.

I put in saltine cracker crumbs.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Sep 06, 2018 12:39 am

An entire Ogre-Class titan from Titanfall flies out of the machine.

I put a lock of my hair into the machine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Sep 07, 2018 7:12 am

A crying, screaming child covered in peanut butter comes out of the machine.

I put in Trump's hair piece.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Sat Sep 08, 2018 12:13 am

You get a racist orange with a cornhusk glued to the top. It calls you names based on your ethnicity.

I put in all of Ninmast's Arena characters.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sat Sep 08, 2018 5:07 am

You get a tome on proper RP dueling etiquette.

I put in my Glasskull hearthstone card.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sea Lion224 » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:44 am

You get a robot dinosaur.
I put in the annoying orange.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Mon Sep 10, 2018 6:19 pm

You get a slightly dented juicer.

I put in Rick's self control.
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