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The Universal Vending Machine

Forum games and socialisation threads. A great place to kill time while waiting for roleplay responses. Topics in this forum tend toward very short or even single-word posts and will not count towards a members member post count. No mature content permitted.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Jul 27, 2018 8:21 am

You get a commemorative John Wilkes Booth coin.

I put in a bronze pipe.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Sat Jul 28, 2018 1:09 pm

You get a quill.

I put in a ring.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sun Jul 29, 2018 3:34 am

You get a moon rock.

I put in civil war commemorative figure.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sea Lion224 » Sun Jul 29, 2018 1:09 pm

You get a stuffed bunny rabbit.
I put in a gahbo, a character from the Croc video games.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Sun Jul 29, 2018 11:07 pm

A piece of paper, watermarked 'Google', comes out and reads, Did you mean Gnorcs, from Spyro?

I put in my two cents.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Tue Jul 31, 2018 4:45 am

You get a nickel and a chewed button.

I put in a bread crust.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Wed Aug 01, 2018 3:14 am

You get an empty tub of margarine.

I put in a golden clock.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:43 am

You gen an inspirational poster that says "Time is golden"

I put in a mango.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Sat Aug 04, 2018 6:38 pm

You get an adult-sized ninja turtle costume.

I put in an empty glass.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Sun Aug 05, 2018 1:04 pm

You get back the empty glass, along with a dish towel and an overpowering need to listen to people talk about their troubles.

I put in the wishbone from a dragon.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:22 am

You get a picture book about dragons.

I put in a mug.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Wed Aug 08, 2018 12:17 am

You get a cast of my face.

I read the logo on the machine, then put in my application to work there.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Wed Aug 08, 2018 1:01 am

You get a "thank you for trying, but maybe next time" letter.

I put in a wheelbarrow.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:29 am

You get a solitary pebble.

I put in a palm frond.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:44 am

You get a bucket of Egyptian sand.

I put in a Mickey Mouse hat.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Fri Aug 10, 2018 2:19 am

You get an empty m&ms bag.

I put in a potato.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Aug 10, 2018 9:40 am

You get a a potato chip shaped like Utah.

I put in a pair of waxed jeans.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Sat Aug 11, 2018 3:05 am

You get a solitary nickel with Ronald McDonald's face on it.

I put in an empty beer bottle.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:32 am

You get a ping pong ball.

I put in a miniature crying clown figurine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Aug 16, 2018 3:21 am

You get a large crying clown that needs a therapist.

I put in a big pencil.
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