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The Universal Vending Machine

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:24 pm

You get a shamshir.

I put in a Fabergé egg.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sat Jul 07, 2018 2:50 am

You get a rabbit with jewels for eyes.

I put in one saucy fox.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sea Lion224 » Sat Jul 07, 2018 9:43 am

You get a chocolate lava cake.
I put in a computer.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Sat Jul 07, 2018 11:58 pm

You get a bottle cap.

I put in a cinnamon roll.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sun Jul 08, 2018 4:34 am

You get a a square made of chalk.

I put in a sloth named Biscuit.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:32 pm

Out pops a race horse named "Sloth".

I pour in stagnant water from a pothole.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:53 am

You get a diorama of bacteria life in a pothole.

I put in a USB drive with a video file of a mom's attempt to record her daughter's performance for her school's talent show but it's just really a recording of the mom's face during the performance.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sea Lion224 » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:21 am

You get a Mario Funko figure.
I put in an otter.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Tue Jul 10, 2018 8:49 am

The machine issues you a fine for animal cruelty.

I put in a bag of wee-- ... oregano.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Tue Jul 10, 2018 7:39 pm

You get a bag of mushrooms.

I put in a bottle of orange juice.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Tue Jul 17, 2018 10:35 am

You get a bottle of pineapple juice.

I put in a slice of pie.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Wed Jul 18, 2018 8:30 am

You get a cheddar costume.

I put in a sassy chinchilla.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:24 am

Out pops Pikachu, who commences vandalizing police cars to express his problem with authority.

I put in a depressed donkey.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Wed Jul 18, 2018 6:58 pm

You get six perfectly-stacked slices of lunch meat.

I put in a piece of toast.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sammy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:06 pm

You get a really delicious looking slice of doorstop bread that someone has taken a bite out of.

I put in a photo frame.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:47 pm

You get a beautiful tablecloth that seems to have been crudely stitched into a toga.

I put in an empty jar.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:02 am

You get a scone.

I put in a textbook.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Mon Jul 23, 2018 6:34 am

You get a handful of cardboard letters.

I put in a chipped mug.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Mon Jul 23, 2018 8:53 am

You get a T-shirt that reads: "World's Greatest Friend". And on the back: "8th place".

I put in:
1 (18.25 ounce) package vanilla flavored cake mix
2 egg yolks
1 cup butter
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
⅓ cup granulated sugar (for decoration)

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Wed Jul 25, 2018 6:07 pm

You get a beautiful roast chicken dinner with a birthday candle on top.

I put in a penny.
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