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The Universal Vending Machine

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Fri Jun 22, 2018 4:49 pm

You get a carved wooden jug of Coke.

I put in a pen.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Sat Jun 23, 2018 12:25 am

You get a pen that says "Pencil" on the side.
I put in Forge.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:16 am

You get a wild haggis.

I put in a used mouse pad.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:21 am

you get a used mouse pad with a puppy on it.

I put in a LOT of alcohol and Rick chases after it.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sea Lion224 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:37 am

You get a venus fly trap.

I put in a large raccoon.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:20 pm

You get a chewed water biscuit.

I put in a toothpick.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Jun 28, 2018 1:08 am

You get a shitty 7th grade science project.

I put in a lot of British tea. The vending machine is the Boston Harbor.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Sun Jul 01, 2018 2:56 pm

You get a worn napkin with the words "Help us!" written on it.

I put in a circular pear.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Mon Jul 02, 2018 1:56 am

You get a square canteloupe.

I put in a desk fan.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:45 am

You get a desk fan that makes you smell like booze.

I climb into the vending machine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:14 am

A noise maker is spat out by the machine.

I put in the noise maker.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:51 am

MMS claws his way back out of the machine, gasping for air and covered in silly string.

I put in a jet ski.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:34 pm

You get a solitary boiled egg.

I put in a slice of cheese.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:22 am

You get a cup of coffee that smell suspiciously like cheese.

I grab a glob of my silly string and insert it back into the machine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:32 am

You get a sweaty gym sock.

I put in a set of 3 10-sided dice.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Wed Jul 04, 2018 12:41 am

You get myself and two of my nerd minions playing D&D.

I put Rick's sweatpants cape into the machine.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Wed Jul 04, 2018 5:51 pm

You get a miniature lawnmower.

I put in a bottle cap.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Jul 05, 2018 12:19 am

You get existential dread.

I put Rick in his box and insert the box.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Jul 06, 2018 7:11 am

You get a very angry Rick with a ban hammer.

I put in a shiny cephalopod.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Nicodemus » Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:30 am

You get a copy of a horrible cover of "Shiny" from the Moana sountrack.

I put in my resume.

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