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The Universal Vending Machine

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Tue Sep 11, 2018 4:19 pm

You get a half-empty box of stand and stuff taco shells.

I put in a pack of gum.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:22 am

You get a pack of gum that everyone within ten feet instinctively knows about.

I put in political opinions.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Thu Sep 13, 2018 8:17 am

You get the anarchist's cook book.

I put in cheese curds.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Thu Sep 13, 2018 11:46 pm

You get mozzarella sticks.

I put in my annoying coworker.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:26 am

You get them back. The machine won’t take them.

I put in a plastic fork.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:28 am

You get Brooke's annoying co-worker.

I put in my personal role on Discord.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:48 am

You get a sheet of paper that says banned.

I put in a rocawear denim jacket.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:19 am

You get a single chicken nugget.

I put in a paper straw.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:01 am

You get a print out of a tweet about the laws in California being fascist.

I put in a dollar and press F2.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:07 am

You get a broken off F1 key and a penny.

I put in a ripped sticky note.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:42 pm

You get a Saturday Night Fever commemorative coin.

I put in a biscuit.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:07 pm

You get a can of gravy.

I put in a whistle.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:11 am

You get a whistle caked in saliva.
I put in my pants.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:12 am

You get a dry cleaning slip.

I put in a cell phone tower.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:59 am

You get a new world order in which a tyrannical government runs everything and any sign of rebellion is stamped out immediately.

I put in a letter for a lawsuit against the NFL for not playing Sweet Victory.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:13 am

You get a deflated football and a sticky note that says "Okay."

I put in a fig newton.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 7:32 am

You get a note from someone calling themselves "MURCA" that reads: "ALL WE DO AROUND HERE IS DIP SKOAL AND MINE COAL WHAT THE SAM HELL IS A FIG NEWTON?"

I put in the gun used to kill archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria, thereby starting WWI.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by BrookeDi » Tue Feb 12, 2019 8:28 am

You get a jelly bean.

I put in a penny.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Georgeanna » Tue Feb 12, 2019 9:31 am

You get a Lincoln Log.

I put in a bookmark.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by MakingMoreStories21 » Tue Feb 12, 2019 11:43 am

You get a book with the edge of the page folded over, and a sticky note that says "Bookmarks are for nerds"

I put in an oil drum, right before the entirety of the US military catches me.
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