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The Universal Vending Machine

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The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:37 pm

This is not your average vending machine. This is the Universal Vending Machine. I have seen this on another forum and it was pretty funny some of the creative answers came from it.

Rules: You have to put something in order to get something back. Anything can be put into the machine, and anything can come out of it. One person posts what the person who last posted got, then what they themselves want to put in.

For example:
Person 1: I put in a monkey wrench.

Person 2: You get a disco ball. I put in a monkey.


That said: I put in a turkey sandwich

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:04 pm

You get a rubber chicken.

I put in Niathria :smile:
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Thu Jan 26, 2017 8:55 pm

Even with much effort, I finally fit... And I pop back out with the machine reading a large red ERROR across the display face.

I grab Forge's Omnibus Orb and shove it in.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Thu Jan 26, 2017 9:23 pm

The machine rattles, and out pops the Orb with a disgruntled hum, along with a disproportionate amount of packing peanuts.

I put in Filth's chair.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:15 pm

You get an vinyl music record of mysterious proportions

I put back in the disproportionate amount of packing peanuts.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Shea » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:45 pm

You get actual peanuts.

I put in an empty beer bottle.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:04 pm

You get a refund coupon of 15 cents per bottle that expired yesterday

I put in the alphabet because why not :razz:

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:11 pm

You get an alpha-bat; a dangerously aggressive winged rodent.

I put in a ham sandwich.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:13 pm

You get bacon and eggs

I put in a typical Sorgey RP just out of curiosity

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:17 pm

The vending machine is kind - you get an extra Sorgey RP for free.

I put in a sparrowhawk.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Filth » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:05 am

You get a Hawkeye action figure. He's missing his bow, though.

Takes some effort to make fit, but I put in my own ego.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Rick » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:05 am

After awhile the most fluffy, pink chinchilla pops out, with eyes that are swirling galaxies and in his little hands he holds a black bowler hat filled with perfume with a single plum pit floating in its center.

I put in a soda can.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:10 am

You get a jar

I put in a pillow

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Sammy » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:05 pm

You get the largest marshmallow ever to have be seen in the known Multiverse.

I put in this vase I got for a gift that I really, really don't like.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Forge » Fri Jan 27, 2017 10:13 pm

You get a tastefully posed (but very nude) garden gnome.

I put in today's workload.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Andromeda » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:15 am

You get a McDonald's outfit ready for when your boss finds out.

I put in a stapler.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Filth » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:16 am

You get Forge's workload.

I put in the generic brand coffee I bought this morning that definitely isn't worth the money I saved on it.

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Andromeda » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:18 am

You get a chipped coffee mug that screams every time you pour hot water into it.

I put in a warm winter coat.
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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Niathria » Sat Jan 28, 2017 6:13 am

You get a handful of fake snow that sprays out everywhere from the vending compartment.

I put in my sanity

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Re: The Universal Vending Machine

Post by Shea » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:10 pm

You get bees.

I delicately put in a single salty potato chip.

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