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Twist a wish game

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:02 am

Congratulations, you can now perfectly pitch fastballs.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted and not gain weight. Crispy chicken burgers here I come.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by BrookeDi » Tue Apr 10, 2018 2:31 am

Wish granted. Now, instead of gaining weight when you eat, you lose weight. The weight you would have gained from eating that thing is equivalent to the weight you'll now lose. It'll be great! At first, until you have to start eating the boring stuff again, just to gain weight before you waste away to nothing.

I wish I had more time to get things done.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Tue Apr 10, 2018 7:48 pm

Wish granted. You indeed gained more time to get things done. Half a second more than the required time to be exact.



I wish I could tell the time without the need of watches and clocks.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:11 am

Congratulations, you are now able to tell the time out loud at any point, but that is all you can do. When you speak all that comes out of your mouth is the correct time.

I wish for Legion's mask to have a D instead of an L.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:54 pm

I always got a spare mask with the letter D just in case. I just wore it a while ago but you never knew about it due to my ninja skills. Wish granted to say at the least. Also, in every poster about you, I changed all the Rs in your name to Ds. As you can see, the D-Trend is getting on fire all thanks to me. I will also give you an extra D Mask later if you want.


Now that I have started a non-existent trend, I wish that I can make an actual viral trend
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:59 am

During a late night My Little Pony binge, you click on your mouse button at the same time that your house is struck by lighting. You are warped into the internet, becoming a program. Soon you realize you can replicate but are considered malware by every security system connected to the internet. As you replicate yourself constantly while on the run, a thousand versions of you are deleted by these security systems every second. You must live with the knowledge that you are not sure anymore if you are the original Legion or just one of his replicas. Anyway, soon it becomes a trend to set up a security program that is specialized to hunt down the legion bloat ware. Congrats, you became a viral trend.

I wish Ed Sheeran became a monk who took a vow of silence and has given up on taking any creative pursuit.
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Post by Athena [Georgeanna] » Thu Apr 26, 2018 2:43 am

Granted, but in his absence an overwhelming desire for Sheeran music becomes rampant. He may not be creating new music, but his old music is being blared everywhere on every news station, in every store and mall, over loudspeakers outside, etc. News stations frequently are playing "What Do I Know?" in the background, with his face being projected behind them in lieu of nature shots. By silencing Ed, you've created a world permanently obsessed with him. All paparazzi follow him and record the small noises he makes simply by existing and those are now edited and sold as his new singles. Enjoy.

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Trekwars » Thu Apr 26, 2018 5:39 am

Granted, however, it isn't a choice to go to the beach but now rather a requirement to live. You must stay a total of 4 consecutive hours every day at the beach or risk your health. No matter the weather, your current state of health, or previous commitments you must spend at least 4 hours at the beach. Even if WW3 were to breakout you would still have to arrive at the beach everyday or risk your own health. Just make sure to bring sunscreen!

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Rembrandt » Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:49 am

You can, but its strapped to your back and you have to carry it with you everywhere you go

I wish I had a never ending mug full of tea
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by BrookeDi » Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:04 am

Congratulations! You know own the worlds only mug of tea that consistently refills on its own! Except... if you don't drink the tea, it keeps refilling until it is overflowing and it will continue to fill. You must now set nightly alarms to drink from your never ending mug of tea to keep it happy. And don't dare leave it behind somewhere, because it will follow you! Somehow, it always manages to appear if you leave it for too long. But, at least you always have tea.

Did I mention it is always cold?

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:49 pm

Finally, your creativity reaches beyond the creativity of others. But tragically, your logical side of the brain is now rendered unfunctional.


I wish I am a jack-of-all-trades.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Sea Lion224 » Sat Apr 28, 2018 12:28 pm

Congratulations, you are a jack of all trades...but you're not too good any task you are given.
I wish I could ride a huge bird.

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Trekwars » Mon Apr 30, 2018 1:57 am

Your wish has been granted! However, rather than riding it like a horse you ride it more like you are a flea on a dog, just along for the ride while the bird goes about its daily business. Also, the bird doesn't seem too pleased to have a passenger riding on it...

I wish I could type faster than the speed of sound
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Rembrandt » Mon Apr 30, 2018 2:54 am

felicitations! You can now type faster than anybody in the world can ever dream. But, you rarely have anything to type, as you have horrendous writer block. So, instead, you are forced to write for other people, writing for boring minor court cases and conjuring up wills and the speed of light. after all its the only thing you are good at. Have fun!

I wish I had better concentration
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:30 pm

Congratulations! Your concentration became way beyond the capabilities of the normal human. Too bad that you are now a quadriplegic.


I wish I am immune to crippling disorders.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Sea Lion224 » Tue May 01, 2018 6:42 am

Your wish has been granted...only you have a disfigured face.
I wish I could become a bird, so I can escape and not have to worry about reality.

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Tue May 01, 2018 1:19 pm

Congratulations! You are now a kakapo!


I wish could become a great apex predator that cannot be killed by man.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Sea Lion224 » Tue May 01, 2018 3:57 pm

Incredible! You are now the ultimate apex predator: a seven foot spotted cat, with large, white-feathered wings and sharp teeth and claws. You have the strength of a million elephants, lightning speed, and eyesight that puts the hawk to shame. You cannot be killed by man or animal...but you can be by the elements.
I wish I could be a lombax.

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Wed May 02, 2018 2:55 am

Congratulations, you are turned into a lombax. Soon you are discovered by the local authorities and taken away by the government to be tested on and kept in isolation. Way to go, kid.

I wish it rained marshmallows in your city.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Rembrandt » Wed May 02, 2018 3:41 am

One day, it starts raining marshmallows. The local children are delighted! The dance out in the marshmallow-rain and love life. But then it never stops. Marshmallows pile and pile, eventually covering the entire world. There are few survivors.

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