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Twist a wish game

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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:16 am

Success! From now on, you have the power to call upon an elderly knitting circle in Phoenix, Arizona to do anything you ask of them.

I wish for a clone that can do all my work.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Nicodemus » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:27 pm

There is now a copy of you, and he works. But you soon discover he is the original and you've been the clone all along! (Cue dramatic revelation music)

I wish to own a corporation that clones people. There seems to be a demand for it.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Hades [Forge] » Fri Mar 16, 2018 12:55 pm

Granted. Unfortunately you're sitting in your office when the clones stage a violent rebellion and decide to lynch you all. Rough times.

I wish I had the means to up and go travelling.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:22 am

Congratulations, after a night of heavy sausage and gravy consumption, a revelation hits you; making you aware of your feet, legs, eyesight, and general good health. With this new found knowledge you are able to travel anywhere you want to go, by walking there.


I wish to be the owner of a successful multinational conglomerate.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Hades [Forge] » Sat Mar 17, 2018 2:34 am

Congratulations, you're now the owner of a multinational conglomerate. Yes, things have been good for Old El Paso Multinational, and there's not a person in the world who doesn't associate their range of Stand-and-Stuff tacos, 'Mexican style' spice powder and salsa flavoured sauce mix without thinking of the face of CEO Rick "Papa El Paso" Rickleson.

I wish the weekend got an extra day tacked on, without adversely affecting my working week.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:37 pm

The weekend finally got an extra day tacked on! In exchange, the working week finally got an extra day tacked on! Afterall, balance prevents adverse effects and more days of work means more money. Isn't that a good thing?


Anyways, I wish there is a thing called a three-faced coin.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Sun Mar 18, 2018 2:10 am

Congratulations! Your wish has been granted, now all pennies are called a three faced coin. Way to go.


I wish people would post faster, but still retain quality, for my rps.
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Post by Hades [Forge] » Sun Mar 18, 2018 3:01 am

Granted. People post quick, exceptionally well-written content to your RP's. Unfortunately, none of it seems to be related to the plot. Or anyone else's post. Can't have it all, though.

I wish my day alone had lasted longer.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Nicodemus » Sun Mar 18, 2018 5:53 am

You asked for it. You now wake up every morning to "I Got You, Babe" on your alarm and relive the same day over and over...alone. Enjoy Groundhog Day!

I wish I had a remote to mute people.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:51 am

Congratulations, every time you mute someone the air in their lungs is quickly expelled, causing them to die a slow, confused death.

I wish I had a cute cat.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Tue Mar 20, 2018 7:52 pm

Easily granted. Days later, you discovered that the cat you owned is a stolen biohazardous experiment from an underground lab... Not long before your skin melts as it begins to consume you alive and burns your house down....

Turns out that it is a dream anyway! Afterall, you are just there safe in the prison, convicted for stealing cute cats to cook them. What else do you need those tasty things for?



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Post by Hades [Forge] » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:30 pm

Granted. You can now reverse gravity and, as requested, you can't harm any living thing. In fact, you can't even affect any living thing. What you can do is send every non-living object on the planet rocketing toward the atmosphere the moment you activate your power, which is what happens. Thankfully everyone is unharmed - at least until you deactivate your ability and everything comes plummeting downward again.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Trekwars » Wed Mar 21, 2018 12:49 am

Granted, now you sleep constantly, unable to awaken from your slumber. The only thing that can save you from this eternal slumber is the sweet kiss from a true prince.

I wish I could access the internet with my brain.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:27 am

Congratulations! Your brain now has the power to access the internet using pure thought, causing a stream of zettabytes worth of memes to flash before your eyes. this leaves you in a permanent catatonic state as you are unable to stop the onslaught.

I wish there was no more traffic.
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Post by Hades [Forge] » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:47 am

Granted - traffic has been eliminated. Primarily due to the absence of cars. Now you have to walk everywhere.

I wish it was home time.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:25 am

Congratulations, now it’s home time all the time. From now every day starts at 5:00 PM and resets after you wake up, dramatically decreasing your life span.

I wish Marvel would make decent Cyclops figures.
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Post by Hades [Forge] » Thu Mar 22, 2018 2:45 am

Granted. Marvel have released a range of top-notch Cyclops figures. Unfortunately, the character proves so unpopular that the resulting lack of sales and fan backlash drives the company into administration.

I wish I knew how to finish this prompt.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by Dionysus [Rick] » Fri Mar 23, 2018 7:57 am

Congratulations, time rewinds and you figure out how to finish that prompt. An editor from a large publishing house reads it by chance and is incredibly pleased with your writing. He offers you a book deal, which becomes an instant success, spinning off into a film franchise, a cartoon show, video games, and endless merchandising.


I wish for decent pizza.
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Post by Hades [Forge] » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:57 pm

Granted. You now have decent pizza. In fact, this pizza is without a doubt the best anchovy and olive pizza you've ever had in your life. Enjoy.

I wish I was in the pub.
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Re: Twist a wish game

Post by The_Legion_Ex » Sat Mar 24, 2018 1:14 am

Easily Granted. Afterall, it is your duty to be there as the poorly-paid janitor.


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