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[Contest] RPGC's 100,000 posts celebration caption contest!

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Re: [Contest] RPGC's 100,000 posts celebration caption contest!

Post by Darkblade » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:46 am

1) Keep running or we're in for a prickly time ahead.
2) Scientists unveil their newest exercise encouragement system.
3) I think it wants a hug.

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Post by Fireynay » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:49 am

1. These mirages have taken a turn for the worse!

2. Guys? It's me, Gary! Wait, why are you running? ...Guys!

3. Sammy: Silent P is coming Forge, go faster!
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Post by Moccasin » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:52 am

1) What the fuuuuuu
2) Rick? Rick! What's gotten into you buddy ol' pal?
3) Holy shit balls, it's Cactus Jay!

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Post by Lavorther » Sat Mar 31, 2018 4:57 am

1) "Excuse me, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Cacthulhu?"

2) When you try to kiss her but haven't shaved yet.

3) "HEY GUYS! YOU WANT SOME CACTUS JUICE?"
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Re: [Contest] RPGC's 100,000 posts celebration caption contest!

Post by Sammy » Sat Mar 31, 2018 5:17 am

1) Do you have to be such a colossal prick when you’re hungry?

2) It didn’t seem to matter how fast Lonely George ran, the people never got any closer. It wasn’t until he noticed their distinct lack of footprints that he realised he’d been chasing a mirage.
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Post by Glassdoor » Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:41 am

1. "Well, this is awkward... How about you turn around and pretend you never saw me?"
2. ...and at that very moment Helen started wondering if the pills she took before the workout weren't actually from her secret stash.
3. "Just ignore him, honey. That's what I do ever since I borrowed money from his little brother. By the way, do you have five bucks?"

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Post by BrookeDi » Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:28 am

1. You're not you when you're hungry. Eat a Snickers.
"There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside of you."
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Post by Rick » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:38 am

Alright, Sammy won round three.

Now on to round four!

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Post by Moccasin » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:52 am

1) Why am I even listening to you to begin with? You're a virgin who can't drive.
2) Mary Elizabeth Betty Crocker, you stop your pouting and make me a martini!
3) So how was your first day of school? Oh, wait. I don't care.

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Post by BrookeDi » Sun Apr 01, 2018 6:58 am

1. "What did we say about reading erotic Frick fiction on discord?"
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Post by Fireynay » Sun Apr 01, 2018 3:01 pm

1. I'm sorry Miss Honey, I know I promised not to use my powers anymore, but honestly, I was provoked!
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Post by Lavorther » Sun Apr 01, 2018 7:25 pm

1) "Now Emily, what did I say about returning home before you sold all your girl scout cookies?"

2) "I think we should just be friends." "But... But mom!"

3) "The teacher told me you were charging boys a dollar for a kiss. I'm very disappointed in you." "But I just wanted to be like you mommy..."
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Post by Nicodemus » Sun Apr 01, 2018 9:11 pm

1) "What do you mean, 'the carpet's beautiful'? Ah, did you find Mommy's X pills?"

2) "Stop staring at my feet. They're not that pointy!"

3) "You glued yourself to the doormat again, didn't you?"

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Re: [Contest] RPGC's 100,000 posts celebration caption contest!

Post by Rick » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:54 am

Alright, Mocc wins this round.

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Post by Fireynay » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:50 am

1. Damnit Donald, I asked you not to practice in the living room!

2. What? You told me to get my own space didn't you?
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Post by Lavorther » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:56 am

1) "My therapist said I'm building up too many walls to keep people out, and he just gave me the most brilliant idea."

2) "Oh, you're home early..."

3) "Wait until you see what I did with the bedroom!"
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Post by Rick » Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:58 am

Late by two minutes, Lav, Nay has won this round.

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Post by Fireynay » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:01 am

1. When an ex-olympic diver becomes a pirate and is prone to sleepwalking.

2. Peter Pan's son never did get the hang of flying...
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Post by Lavorther » Tue Apr 03, 2018 4:08 am

1) "Damn it John, you can't keep flying away from your problems!" But he totally could, and it was awesome.

2) If you're going to die anyway, might as well do it with some style.

3) When you don't need encouragement from the pirates to walk the plank because you just wanted to die already anyway.
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Post by madme » Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:32 am

- When the prisoner asked if he could go out in style, they didn’t know this is what he meant.

- It was getting harder and harder to be accepted into Davy Jones' exclusive locker.

- Thats a solid 8.5 from the judges, the shark was a nice touch.
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